So stalking is illegal in all 50 states. Well, some of the people I know are not aware of that law apparently because I am stalked all the time.
First let's get on my ex husband...total stalker. This dude calls me and tells me he wants to get back together. Of course he only wants to get back together because I am living with and engaged to someone else. And as soon as I remind him that I am with someone else, then he starts calling my daughter, telling her he wants to take her to a movie or out to dinner or bring her some money. And she gets all excited, thinking her dad is going to come and spend time with her and of course he never shows. So I call him to curse him out about lying to her and you know what this fool says? You wanna hook up tonight? Are you freaking serious, you retard? Needless to say, I told my daughter that sometimes dad's are just a-holes that don't keep their word but it is entirely up to her to decide whether or not she chooses to keep dealing with him or not. Of course he still shows up every blue moon begging for me to get back with him again, until my boyfriend goes outside and then he runs like the chicken he is. Hot mess...
Then there is my homegirl's on-again, off-again man that only stalks me when he is on-again with her. This man is totally crazy. When they are together, I get 10-20 phone calls a day of him saying the most vulgar stuff. So I change my number. What does he do then? Shows up at my house. And that is when I call the police. (Now let me add that when my man is here, he backs way off, but unfortunately my man is on the road till Christmas so I am dealing with him all by myself these days.) But this stalker is so crazy that when I call the police, he laughs. Of course he gets ghost when they show up but it doesn't stop him one little bit. He then starts sending texts while the police are sitting right here. I think the one that I got last night said something to the effect of, "You stupid white slut b****". Now what kind of drugs is he on because both of my parents are black which I believe makes me black, too. Why is he stalking little old me, you might ask? All because he said that he wanted to sleep with me while my man was gone and I said no. I ended up having to stop being friends with the girlfriend because he is out of control. Hot mess...
How about my man's best friend's uncle? This dude is a total hot mess stalker. Never met me or seen me, but has the nerve to be stalking me. He stole my number from his niece's phone and saw my pic on facebook and there you go. First he started off saying that he wanted to help me and my man while he was gone. So my response was, "His half of the bills are $900. I can take that in cash, money order, or cashier's check." Then this fool tells me he has no job. So how in the world do you expect to help me? He claims he wants to help me by "keeping D's (my man) side of the bed warm". Are you serious? No effing thank you. So I tell him I don't cheat and he says, "I don't kiss and tell". News flash fool, you won't have anything to tell on me because you ain't kissing me at all. Then here come the pictures to my phone. Apparently this man has been in some type of fire or accident because he appears to be burned and has one ear. (No I am not being funny...I am dead serious.) Of course, everyone needs love but come on now. Don't send me pictures of yourself after I told you I am in a relationship, especially if you look like that. Then he asks me if I think he looks good. Why are you going to make me lie to you? That's not even a nice thing to do. But of course I have to be kind so I say, "You aren't bad." BIG MISTAKE. Here come 10 calls a day with demands that I come see him and give him some. It got so bad that I told him to leave me the heck alone and stop demanding things from me because I have a daddy and a man and he is neither one. He then cursed me out. So I am thinking it is finally over and he can leave me alone. Nope. Still getting those calls every day. I will be so glad when my man gets home so I can change my number.
Because of all of these stalkers, I just sit in my house with my door shut and locked, constantly hitting ignore on my phone with 911 on speed dial.
Until I have time to discuss some more hot mess, I bid you farewell...
